Six Ways
C. Jones (Copyright 2004)

When you up and left, I was shattered
When you said you didn't love me, I felt low
When you ran off to Las Vegas with my father
Well I will admit that was a blow

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Six ways to forget you
Six ways to get you off my mind
Six ways for me to get over you
I'm drinking them one at a time

With beers one through three, I'm still heartbroken
And I will admit, somewhat ashamed
But with beers four through six I'm feeling better
And I barely remember your name

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You thought when you left me that I'd sit at home and pine
Here I sit with six new friends and I'm feeling pretty fine

When you served divorce papers on me, I was crestfallen
I could not believe that we were not in love
So I took four six packs with me to the court house
So I could plead my case to the Judge

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